This line is turning into the new Frank’s Hot Sauce. Bloggers just put this s**t on everything.
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“I actually got dumped through the American embassy. I was supposed to move to India with my girlfriend. I went a few days early to find us a place, but ended up smoking some opium-laced hash and passed out for 24 hours. My girlfriend couldn’t reach me, went through my email, and decided I was cheating on her. So when I woke up, I went to the embassy to check on some things, and some lady told me: “You have a message from Diana. She’s never talking to you again.”
And just when I thought the caption couldn’t get any more ridiculous, he said: “By the way, I’m Gang Rapist #37 on last week’s episode of Law and Order SVU.”
(Source: raphmike)
A close up shot of Captain America’s shield
That actually explains so much.
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